While everyone is familiar with Pat Robertson’s insensitive and irrational remarks that the earthquake which hit Haiti this week was the result of a pact with Satan that the fathers of the nation allegedly took to free Haiti from its French colonial masters, few have taken note of one celebrity's invocation of one of the Left's many “gods” as the cause of the quake.
Actor Danny Glover has stepped forward with his proposed theory, claiming “Global Warming” to be the cause of the natural catastrophe. His explanation for this was not even a pseudoscientific explanation of how the earth’s alleged heating could somehow be connected to the shifting of plate tectonics, rather he basically claimed that global warming was releasing its wrath on us humans for failing to conclusively recognize its existence at Copenhagen.
Apparently, not only does global warming cause colder winters, it also causes earthquakes as well! Who knows what it will be capable of next?
